Martha

(to the tune of Mame)

You always meet the patron's demands - Martha.
You charm the fines right out of their hands - Martha.
You've got that Circ desk hummin' and operatin' just the way it should.
The campus knows they've got the best service the absolutely could!

You have a valued skill we can't spare - Martha.
As a committee chair past compare - Martha.
It has been heard that you can actually get a measure passed.
For often things on campus last and last and last and last and last.

We hear you have a sacred degree - Martha.
And that you also graced UNC - Martha.
And its been heard that you have rarely left the building before dark,
We hope that in retirement you will fine the time to have a lark!

We know this is your very last day - Martha.
We'll miss your punches at DRA - Martha.
So, did you think when you arrived that you would stay for 33?
You're off to see the lovely beach
And then its all the way to Greece
We wish tons of peace, oh Martha!

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